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Eduardo Alberto-Vasquez, the humble king, is well-liked around our school campus. The SSAC 11th grade representative, the smartest and most confident dude you’ll ever meet in your life, focuses on hard work for better success in his future. When you see him in the hallways or outside, you notice how tuff he walks around the campus. 


This dude, who was born on July 29, 2008, first started his journey of becoming the most well-minded kid to ever be known at a young age in elementary school. Ever since he was a cute child, he has always wanted to be successful in life. He was always goofy and serious at the same time. 


He is super smart in all of his classes, as he helps many of the students when they are struggling, and they seem to get it after being helped, as Jorge Garcia (11th grader), a friend of Edurado says, “Being Eduardo’s friend has been a really good experience because he tends to help me out in my worst times. For example, when I was struggling with my life and depression, he lifted my soul and always made me laugh. He really has a good influence, but sometimes he can get a bit serious, but it's easy to forget about it.”


He does exceptionally well in each class, especially APUSH, but when he doesn't like his score, he gets upset and beats himself up for it. You could say his determination is almost perfect.


At first, when Jorge Garcia (11th grader) met Eduardo, he stated that, “I first saw Eduardo as a normal student because he was quiet.” Once he started getting to know him, “He started talking a bit more, and now he's friends with the whole lobby. I remember when he was running for SSAC, and I actually helped him put up some posters. It was a fun experience. I would like to have more moments like that.”

 

Overall, throughout everything that he has gone through, he still cares about his family and will always care for them. Even when he may be struggling, he puts his education and friends first. Brochacho has extremely good grades and will do any work, even if it takes a little while. I recommend that you try to be friends with him; you’ll see him around the hallways being goofy, or you’ll notice the afro. You’ll sense his aura as soon as he is in your presence, and don't be scared, he’ll make you laugh and you will agree, “I love Eduardo, he is the greatest person to ever exist, and he is so sigma.🤑🤑🤤”


Note: The Neuwrith Times tried to interview Eduardo’s favorite teacher, Mr Winchell, but he threatened to kill us and skin us alive if we asked him again before finishing our APUSH work.

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Updated: Thu May 01 2025 16:55:28 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)

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The Fascinating Story of Eduardo Alberto Vasquez

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Eduardo Alberto-Vasquez, the humble king, is well-liked around our school campus. The SSAC 11th grade representative, the smartest and most confident dude you’ll ever meet in your life, focuses on hard work for better success in his future. When you see him in the hallways or outside, you notice how tuff he walks around the campus. 


This dude, who was born on July 29, 2008, first started his journey of becoming the most well-minded kid to ever be known at a young age in elementary school. Ever since he was a cute child, he has always wanted to be successful in life. He was always goofy and serious at the same time. 


He is super smart in all of his classes, as he helps many of the students when they are struggling, and they seem to get it after being helped, as Jorge Garcia (11th grader), a friend of Edurado says, “Being Eduardo’s friend has been a really good experience because he tends to help me out in my worst times. For example, when I was struggling with my life and depression, he lifted my soul and always made me laugh. He really has a good influence, but sometimes he can get a bit serious, but it's easy to forget about it.”


He does exceptionally well in each class, especially APUSH, but when he doesn't like his score, he gets upset and beats himself up for it. You could say his determination is almost perfect.


At first, when Jorge Garcia (11th grader) met Eduardo, he stated that, “I first saw Eduardo as a normal student because he was quiet.” Once he started getting to know him, “He started talking a bit more, and now he's friends with the whole lobby. I remember when he was running for SSAC, and I actually helped him put up some posters. It was a fun experience. I would like to have more moments like that.”

 

Overall, throughout everything that he has gone through, he still cares about his family and will always care for them. Even when he may be struggling, he puts his education and friends first. Brochacho has extremely good grades and will do any work, even if it takes a little while. I recommend that you try to be friends with him; you’ll see him around the hallways being goofy, or you’ll notice the afro. You’ll sense his aura as soon as he is in your presence, and don't be scared, he’ll make you laugh and you will agree, “I love Eduardo, he is the greatest person to ever exist, and he is so sigma.🤑🤑🤤”


Note: The Neuwrith Times tried to interview Eduardo’s favorite teacher, Mr Winchell, but he threatened to kill us and skin us alive if we asked him again before finishing our APUSH work.

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